at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
