it wasn't lemon gatorade
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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