I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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