ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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