He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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