Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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