You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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