id be glad to
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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