i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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