normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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