Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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