Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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