she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
