I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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