It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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