Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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