i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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