last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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