I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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