we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
YAS. BRING CRAB.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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