so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
