I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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