i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
