I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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