i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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