I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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