there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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