I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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