saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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