Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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