im about as happy as oj after his trial
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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