What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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