After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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