i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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