she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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