It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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