im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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