You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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