Where is the hickey?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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