On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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