does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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