i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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