I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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