Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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