So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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