i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
