if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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