Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
