Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Someone signed my nipple.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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