Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
